In no particular order because I'm random like my kids....
1. I forgot my ______ can you bring it to school? (The secretary knows me on a first name basis.)
2. Can I have some of the ______ in the fridge? (At least they ask first.)
3. I'm running late. (and I am hoping this text will save my butt)
4. I got a great grade on my exam! (The first one all semester so I am going to be sure to tell you)
5. Can you put some money on my card? (Interpret as: I haven't done my laundry for weeks and I have a date tonight.)
6. Can I go to ______ after school?
7. When are you going to be home? (This ranks right up there with "are we there yet?")
8. What's your plans for this weekend? (Interpret as: I need a ride home from college will you come get me?)
9. Skype? (Interpret as: I love you mom and I miss you.) <--- I love that one!!!
10. I found a great deal on __________ will you pay me back if I buy it? (Interpret as: I don't want to waste my money on it but I will gladly waste yours on it.)