BREAKING NEWS FOR ALL MY BLOGGER FRIENDS

In 2009 the government will start deporting all the mentally ill people. I started crying when I thought of you.

Run, my little crazy friend, run!
Well what can I say???? I am NOT going alone!


(I got this from a friend in an e-mail and thought it was too good to pass up. LOL!)

Can you relate?

I read this over at Chrysalis and thought it was just too funny to not share again. You should head on over and see the picture she posted with it.

Humor: 10 Ways To Know if You Have Estrogen Issues

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything
you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving? Call 1-800…"

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."

8. Um. Number eight is missing.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.